My Web 2 students have just taken their PHP test. It was very difficult, so I decided to buy my 'A' students new computers. All other students get a bag of candy and a pat on the back. Here are their scores:

Mayra 99.9
Lucy 79
Zack 89
Ariel 89
John-Luke 69.9
Miggy 89
Lorenzo 89
Kourtney 70.9

Let's use PHP to display the great news or bad news to each student based on their test result.

Mayra, you get a new computer!
Lucy, better luck next time. Don't eat it at once.
Zack, better luck next time. Don't tell anyone. The candy is old.
Ariel. better luck next time, and leave Joya alone.
John-Luke, better luck next time. Sorry I'm out of candy.
Miggy, better luck next time. Ask John-Luke for your candy.
Lorenzo, better luck next time. Here's the last of my new candy. Don't tell anyone.
Kourtney, you get a new pencil!